Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ?

Caterpillar a few mice for you !

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*