What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy