What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.