What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb