What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.