What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.