What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Wanna race?

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Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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The cow didn't make it.

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His horse Marengo

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Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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He liked to chop and change !