What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.