What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.