Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

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What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.