Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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What's the square root of sixty-nine?

What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.