Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math