What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

England Jokes More England Jokes

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots