How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.