How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.