What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones