What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane