Plane Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.