Plane Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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They push two twins together to make a king.

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What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...