Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please