Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Previous Random Joke Next

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.