What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.