How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving