How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving