What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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How do you get a grad student off your porch?

You pay them for the pizza.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it