What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

How do you get a grad student off your porch?

You pay them for the pizza.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same