Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine