What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew