Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.