Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.