Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.