Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.