How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race