Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.