Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!