What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."