Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon