What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.