What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!