What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!