Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

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Thor.

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I'm Thor

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Fig u're skating

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

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An ex-boxer.

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