Snow Storm Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.