How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.