Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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Vin Diesel!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant