What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!