What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.