What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.