What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before