Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)