Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)