Blind Woman Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

How about a dirty one as well?

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did you cut off your ear?

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.