How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!