What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.