What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.