Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.