Lucy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie