Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.