Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Os Jokes More Os Jokes

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them