Cologne Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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