What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.