What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!