What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.