Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What didn't you do?

My homework"

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back