Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
Spelling.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Dude,I already did my time.
Exorcise books.
Ein stein.
Food's on me tonight.
my mugger, giving my purse back