Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
The cannibus
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
my mugger, giving my purse back