Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Time to get a new principal.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
He had only one pupil.
Dude,I already did my time.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
A Mugging.
my mugger, giving my purse back