What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.