What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.