What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips