Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!