Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What gets really high in Colorado?

The average elevation.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.