Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What gets really high in Colorado?

The average elevation.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.