What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How do you build a flea circus?

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!