What is the media of choice for the mallard?

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Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Mallard Jokes More Mallard Jokes

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

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Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media