Mallard Jokes

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

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