What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Robbery with violets !

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A dandy lion!

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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It had a SPOILER on it.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!