Race Car Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

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The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.